the end of an era.... wait, they're doing another season? pssht.

i hate being a whiny little bitch, so i'll let my bff my favourite youtube celeb kelly give IC this message for me: ps- if you haven't seen SHOES, you must now. RIGHT NOW.

ps- my general reaction to season 4?

here we go..bette: ARSON! ARSON!
alice: really, papi? really???
jenny: shay, say 'stacey merkin is a fucking cunt'. say it. say 'stacey merkin is a fucking cunt'.
jenny: do you know what "merkin" means, jolene? vagina wig. that's what her name means.
shane (to papi): yeah okay, dad.
alice: i don't kiss girls who wear doilies.
alice: fuck my mother!
kit: fuck you you lying low-down nanny-fucking motherfucker!
bette (signing to jodi): they were fucking all day.
bette: fucking unacceptable, this is so fucking unacceptable.
(even) bette(r): fuck you, jenny. this is complete and utter total fucking bullshit. i wouldn't say that. never. that's not even gramatically correct, you fucking idiot. you're dead meat. you're just dead fucking meat, jennifer schecter.

funny random aside?? i know a carly schecter... and it's fully possible she's more insane than jenny... maybe... well really, all psych students are a little crazy... i guess. ;)

the above are called redeeming qulaities (although i know there are TONS i missed). quotes that make me piss myself smile. why can't AR do this show full time? i want girltrash, but at least if she did L full time we'd get rid of IC she'd get paid better.

credit where credit is due.. this season was chock full of amazing one-liners. kept me pissing myself in between the rest of the overwraught garbage that came out of characters' mouths.

wait, there are non-dana characters on this show? so what the fuck was with the dana tease? like, bitch please... we got 2 minutes. as soon as i saw ED in the credits i almost creamed shat myself freaked out! i'd stare at erin daniels all day. and the dialogue was rediculously awesome.

this was also rediculously awesome:

now on to the goods..

WHAT I WANT FOR SEASON 5:

1.) booty booty booty booty rockin' everywhere
i want to see some fucking hot sex... wait... yes, fucking hot sex. how about some hot helena sex. of course i mean helena minus her freak show gamblers anonymous spokeswoman sidekick. i mean, fuck that. they completely underutilized the best asset on the show. let's see...

a. HOT.

b. NOT hot... kind of dirty... kind of VERY dirty. wrongo.


2.) kill off get rid of some characters.
not rocket science. a 50 minute episode divided by 10+ main characters = less than 5 minutes per character per episode. for instance, where was tina at the beginning of the season??? oh, that's right, she was watching henry clip his toenails. i'm not really complaining, i kind of like the fact the show has become the ALICE + SHANE SHOW!

...however, maybe we could throw in some helena too... mmm helena.


3.) bettina
i was already rooting for them at the beginning of the season, and now that tina's semi-likeable again, it's that x100,000. besides, kate arden is faaaar too narcissistic for tina (although talk about tina being a textbook sub, HAH). and as far as bette's lovelife goes, don't even get me started on the fact that jodi wears mom jeans.


4.) a slightly more sane jenny

Dear Ilene,

Is there any possible way we could have a Jenny
storyline that's not a complete character assassination?

Thanks,
Minna

obvs jenny wouldn't be the same if she were completely balanced, but come on. she was a fucking psychopath this season. i bet mia had a lottttt of fun playing it out. oh vagina wig... i love you jenny.

5.) bring sexy back
any ONE of the following would appease me:

1. lara perkins
2. dana fairbanks
3. uta refson
4. claude mcfrenchchick
5. carmen de la... la.... uhm.. yeah. carmen.

remembering carmen's last name is like trying to remember apu's last name on the simpsons. it just doesn't happen. speaking of carmen's sexy ass...
wow. maybe i miss carmen more than i thought...

6.) how about some more of this:


well, that's all i've got... for now.
here's hoping season 5 is actually good!! :)

later all.