16.5 reasons why i fucking love canada.

so i'm not gonna go into some froofy "oh, i love canada" type bullshit, this is more about the parts of canada that make me love it... the lady parts

the other night when i was lying in bed (sounds like a bad prelude to slash) i started to think about how many incredibly HOT, famous canadian women there are.... in a purely platonic way of course. in light of my pleasant musings, i decided to make up a list of my absolute favourite canadians ...although this may be viewed as just a way for me to get to look at pictures of pretty ladies :)

MOVING ON! here are my 16.5 sexiest canadian women, in no particular order:


1. MISSY PEREGRYM canadian, eh?: born in montreal
seen in: stick it
label: WALKING SEX
comments: can't. form. words.
[honourable mention: stick it co-star vanessa lengies]


2. LAUREN LEE SMITH
canadian, eh?: born in vanc
seen in: l word, art school confidential
label: THE SOUP CHEF
comments: lara perkins, i'll make you mine.


3. EMILY HAINES
canadian,eh?: born in new delhi, but lives in toronto
seen in: the band metric, her music videos
label: MINE
comments: if you've been here before, this one was obvious


4. TRICIA HELFER
canadian, eh?: born in donalda, alberta
seen in: cntm, battlestar galactica
label: THE MODEL
comments: she should never wear clothes. ever.


5. MIA KIRSHNER
canadian, eh?: born in TORONTO baby. yeah.
seen in: exotica, l word, the black dahlia
label: MY L GIRL
comments: she's my girl. wanna fight?


6. KRISTIN KREUK
canadian, eh?: born in vanc
seen in: smallville
label: YOU'RE CANADIAN?
comments: meh.


7. EVANGELINE LILLY
canadian, eh?: born in fort saskatchewan, alberta
seen in: lost
label: YUMMY
comments: (see 'label')


8. RACHEL McADAMS
canadian, eh?: born in london, ontario
seen in: mean girls, the notebook, wedding crashers
label: THE WHOLESOME ONE
comments: not for long if i can help it... ryan gosling will never know what hit him


9. SANDRA OH
canadian, eh?: born in nepean, ontario
seen in: sideways, grey's anatomy
label: THE BITCH
comments: i want dr. yang to slap me around. stat.


10. ELLEN PAGE
canadian, eh?: born in halifax
seen in: hard candy, x-men 3
label: JAILBAIT
comments: what is she, like, 12??? COME ON. fuck.


11. ANNA PAQUIN
canadian, eh?: born in winnepeg
seen in: the x-men movies, amongst many others
label: BREAKFAST
comments: i wouldn't kick her out of bed. i'd make her pancakes.


12. CARLY POPE
canadian, eh?: born in vanc (on my bday :P)
seen in: popular, dirt (recently)
label: THE NEWBIE
comments: new on my radar, she's too sexy for her own good.


13. JENNIFER TILLY
canadian, eh?: lived in victoria, b.c.
seen in: bound, bride of chucky, etc. etc. etc.
label: THE VETERAN
comments: pretty sure she's been round the bend, and i'd be fully willing to let her teach me a few things...


14. ELISHA CUTHBERT
canadian, eh?: born in calgary
seen in: 24, the girl next door, house of wax
label: THE GAYMAKER
comments: a little show called 'popular mechanics for kids'. oh, i was in love.
not with that creepy french kid, but with the cute little blonde. oh yeah.


15. AVRIL LAVIGNE
canadian, eh?: born in napanee, ontario
seen in: her vids, now mags
label: THE TRANNY
comments: i like the fact that she transitioned from being a musician to being a model rather than the other way around. i also like that she stopped wearing ties. i love the fact she's utterly adorable. and i hate her music.


16. tie: SHENAE GRIMES (left) & DEANNA CASALUCE (right)
canadian, eh?: born in toronto and mississauga, respectively
seen in: degrassi the next generation
label: THE D GIRLS
comments: ok, degrassi is sooooo my secret shame... but 'alex' (deanna) is a cute lezzie, and 'darcy' (shenae) is just fucking smokin'. phew.


other honourable mentions:
- kim cattrall (samantha on sex & the city)
- jessalyn gilsig (gina on nip/tuck)
- rachel blanchard (cher in the tv version of clueless)
- sarah chalke (becky on roseanne)
- lolita davidovich (francesca on the l word)
- laura harris (daisy on dead like me)
- others: neve campbell, pam anderson, jill hennessy

SIDE NOTE: in my *ahem* arduous research, i realized EVERY good looking girl that has EVER lived in vancouver has been on the l word...just saying.


AND!!!!!! this all leads into... FAMKE JANSSEN!
ok, so she's not even remotely canadian (as far as i know...) i just wanted to look at her :)

so i've just spent about 6 hours looking at pictures of hot chicks. i think it's about time to turn in and have the BEST DREAM OF MY LIFE. whoa expectations. later all.