trashy girls?? mmm.... wait.

so, angela robinson is directing a new series called "girltrash" which ourchart.com describes as:

"Set in the criminal underworld of Los Angeles with a dark but over the top Miami Vice vibe, Girltrash! follows the story of five ass-kicking girls, getting by any way they can, even if it means double crossing your best friend or former lover.

A gang war is brewing. You'll be asked to... Pick a side."

so why am i looking forward to the series so much? well, let me count the reasons...

#1. it's directed by ANGELA ROBISON, duh.i can look past the fact she's chosen some bad movies to work on...
...cuz hello D.E.B.S. and one of the greatest episodes of the l word EVER. with her at the helm, it's bound to be sexy and hilarious... and sexy. definately sexy.
(i feel weird saying that with herbie right there...^^)

#2 have you SEEN the CAST?!?!?
these "five ass-kicking" (six) fine ass girls? whoo, catch my breath now...

a) jordana brewster
character: marianna, the kingpin drug lord
bestill my heart. lucy diamond is back, and just as sexy. i fell in love with jordana when 'the faculty' came out.... and, well, clearly D.E.B.S. didn't hurt her any. and she's gonna be mrs smith in the tv version of the brangelina flick... not to mention there were rumours being tossed around about a possible tv role as lara croft???thank you sir, i'd like some more.


b) margaret cho character: ming-lao/"the widowmaker", marianna's rival
let's ignore the fact she's just one of the coolest chicks ever... case in point... i expect her awesomeness to contribute greatly to the awesomeness of the show... not to mention she also adds something to the HOTness factor of the show. "your puss run on fossil fuels"


c) rose rollins character: monique, the enforcer
well, courtesy of this week's l, we've seen the goods... and they're delicious. i can't wait to see her all classy gangsta in this series. angry yelling, gun waving, it's all good. i mean look at her, she looks fucking badass.


d) riki lindhome
character: louanne, small time thief and big time heartbreaker
riki is one of those girls you know you;ve seen somewhere, but you're not sure where... cuz they've been in everything. she was in million dollar baby, pulse, and has been on buffy, gilmore girls, and heroes. she's adorable, and not a stretch for a heartbreaker :)


e) AND f) SPASHLEY!!!!!! ...or as they're somtimes known, gabby christian and mandy musgrave.

oh, right, girltrash... heh... here are their characters in action:

how cute is it that they're spaz-squared??? swoon.

anyway, there's:

i. mandy, a.k.a. misty: juvenile delinquent and "rebel with a cause"

ii. gabby, a.k.a. colby: the good girl
so... they basically ARE spashley?? hmm

oh, and that pic of gabby as 'colby' made me laugh... hard... out loud. welcome to one girl for whom it is impossible to look all gangstarrrrr.

anyway, you can read more/see more previews of the series here.

YAYAY. later all.

another canuck i'd like to fu... befriend.

so after my little hiatus of midterms and madness... drinkin', gettin' ma hurr did... i'm back, although i'm not sure if what i have to say is interesting or not... :)

vacay = good.
beer = better.

anyway, today i'd like to sing the praises of emmanuelle sophie anne chriqui... a sweet little 29 y/o moroccan bombshell, born in montreal, raised in ontario. she's 5'3, was on stuff mag's '102 sexiest women in the world' list in 2002, not to mention she's bilingual--and i love me a lady who speaks french.

there are lots of movies you may have seen her in including 'in the mix', 'wrong turn', 'waiting...', and '100 girls'. my personal favs have been her tv appearances though. you might've seen her on entourage recently as sloane, but my favourite (short-lived) role was as jodie in the o.c. (cute little lezzie ex. yum). true, she kinda takes away from some of the malex time we could've had (before the horrible, horrible write off), but i'm just fine staring at her.

wow, i should follow links through tv/movies and just look at all the ladies... for example: emmanuelle, then olivia wilde (oc), then mischa barton (oc), then piper perabo (lost and delirious), then lena headley (imagine me & you) or even bridget moynahan (coyote ugly)... mmm... holy shit, i could go on FOREVER. seriously. maybe i'll do it one day... it'll be like, the tree of hotness or something. wow is that gay.

anyway, so i think i've rambled enough.. now for some eye candy :)





YES PLEASE

happy VD day... i mean v day.

man.. i always get those 2 mixed up.

anyway, my lovely insight/idea for this year's vday? grab your girl, some snacks, cuddle and watch a cute lez movie that actually has a HAPPY ENDING. yes, no lost & delirious, not even loving annabelle. nothing depressing. today is movie foreplay day... at least have one that makes you smile.

my 2 main suggestions?

d.e.b.s.:

imagine me & you:

bonus? get "saving face", chances are she hasn't seen it.

and it doesn't matter how many times you've seen them -- even if it's tri-digit -- all that matters is you have something cute to watch with your cutie.

and to get to the formalities, happy valentine's day :)

later all.

midterms = death.

so, i'll be on hiatus for the next little while.. i'll prob be back mid-feb, perhaps with something interesting to say :P

details: i go to wilfrid laurier university... midterms are death... the psych program is insane... i really just need to hibernate... for like a month.

ok, so i don't know if it's just at my school, but tests are inextricably linked with anal rape. for example:
"stats just fucked me up the ass"
"i just got raped by cog neuro", etc.

for now, there's this... what i picture before every exam:

"wilfrid is a SLUT.. he fucks thousands and thousands of students everyday."

later all.

perfection. captured in a photograph.

disclaimer: i'm not totally narcissistic, i just think this is the greatest picture EVER taken... for SO many reasons. anyway, i don't really have anything to say today except YAY BOARDING and going home. gonna be a wicked weekend.

why am i such a jackass? lol. o well.

later all.