my new obsession.

so if there were a song to go with this post it would be "obsession" by animotion... (yes, the fashion television theme song) ...it's been stuck in my head since i wrote the title.

but yes, my new obsession is definately megan fox (a.k.a. "that chick from transformers".. which is what i've literally been calling her since i saw the movie on opening night)

side note: i don't usually like the big cash cow blockbuster films, but i have to say i enjoyed transformers, mind you i may be biased since i grew up with them...

anyway, i had no clue who this totally hot chick was until i checked her page on imdb and realized that she's totally in confessions of a teenage drama queen... one of my most shameful secret pleasures.

that's her in the middle... just a little less legal.

yeah... she's now engaged to brian austin green (a.k.a. david silver from beverly hills, 90210)... who i will henceforth refer to as BAG. but that's cool, i mean good for her... i have no qualms about stealing a chick from a dude... i think a lot of other females would agree... besides, he can go back to vanessa marcil, they already have a baby together anyway...

another side note: BAG is slated to be in a new tv series written by david kohan and max mutchnick (a.k.a. "komut", a.k.a. the dudes who wrote will & grace--one of my all time tv favs)... and the as-yet-untitled series is going to also star super cuties vanessa lengies (of stick it), jessica capshaw (a.k.a. the short-lived nadia on the l word), and amanda brugel -- who i've never heard of, but has been in a lot of canadian programs... so i'm gonna guess the whole thing is a canadian production

in any case, getting back to megan, it just has to be said that she is absolutely smoking hot, and that the lyrics to "obsession" totally apply..

you are an obsession

you're my obsession
who do you want me to be
to make you sleep with me
well, that may be a little over the top, but regardless... just thought i'd share :)

ps- have you seen that tattoo?!?

mmm. they keep calling her the "new angelina jolie", and that's totally fine by me. i've been looking for a replacement since angie's busy popping out babies.

wow, what eye candy :)

later all :P

women i wish were lesbian cougars.

VOLUME 1: THE 30s EDITION

dirty 30s my ass... there are some sexy ladies born in the decades that precede me, and i just wish they were into the young blood... preferably the female young blood... yeah... i'm all about the cougars (in theory, not so much in practice)

anyway, here are 8 of my favourite 30-somethings in no particular order:

1. angie harmon
birthdate: 08/10/1972
age: 34
uhm. i love brunettes. she is hot. i heart hot brunette women. drooling now. and no, i don't care that she's a fucking idiot dirty republican... political views can change... (hell, i had a thing for elisabeth hasselbeck while she was on survivor and clearly that's worked out well... heh) ... then again, maybe not. oh well, she's still nice to look at ;)

2. stephanie march birthdate: 07/23/1974
age: 32
by no means old, but wow. yes please. DA alex cabot can prosecute me any time... for any crime... as long as she's in the cell with me. grrrrrrrrr yum. she played a lesbian on 30 rock which was exceptionally awesome... because i'm pretty sure that, even if i were straight, i would hit that.

3. christina applegate birthdate: 11/25/1971
age: 35
ok, so i fell in love with her cuz she was the beautifully slutty young kelly on married... with children, and then my love was reaffirmed by don't tell mom, the babysitter's dead. and age has treated her well. i really wish cameron diaz DID eat her out :)

4. rachel shelleybirthdate: 08/25/1969
age: 37
besides playing helena on the l word (which you can read my thoughts on here) it just has to be said that rachel shelley is fucking smokin' hot. i would eat her for dinner. and she's english... accents are bomb shit.


5. kate walsh
birthdate: 10/13/1967
age: 39
dr. addison sheppard on grey's? HELLO. i can't wait til she has her own show... mmm. i have high expectations of lots of kate, so hopefully i'm not disappointed

6. robin tunney

birthdate: 06/19/1972
age: 35
2 words: encino man... then there's also the craft... empire records... although i actually prefer her lately because i think she makes an absolutely stunning brunette. wow. i think she might be one of the most underrated women in hollywood (err.. or wherever it is they shoot prison break... probs vancouver..)

7. kate beckinsale

birthdate: 07/26/1973
age: 33
so i'm not even sure i've seen anything she's been in, but that's ok. i've definately seen pictures of her and i know what i like :) usually i don't like the type of fucking bimbos chicks that guys do, but kate's definately an exception. she's just exceptionally beautiful.


8. uma thurman
birthdate: 04/29/1970
age: 37
so i was about 9 when pulp fiction came out... yet i knew i had a thing for uma. it's one of those things that, in retrospect, make it so obvious that i've always been into chicks. and then she played poison ivy... hello. and those little independent kill bill films... oh yeah.


so those are my top 8. check back occasionally if you're into the cougs like me... cuz there'll definately be a 40s edition... and possibly a 2nd 30s edition.. we'll see. :)

in any case, hope y'all are enjoying the summer and the pretty underdressed ladies of summer!

later all :P

toronto pride weekend -- a short photo journey.

...and so am i :)
so pride weekend in toronto was INsane. not to mention my friends and i got to initiate some newbies, which always makes for good times.

i figured for those who don't do celebrations, or those who simply have none around them, i'd give a small taste of what you're missing out on... and believe me... it's soooo good.

FRIDAY

my bisexual roommate neil and i made our way down to the village for some partying. we ended up at about 5 different places, basically moving where the crowd moved. if a bar closed, we went to the next one, and so on. crews is always a fav though. it's definately good times all around.

and super plus to this weekend? i've never seen so many gays in one place, and believe you me, i love me some gays. :)


SATURDAY

so i started the day off roaming around with neil, then met up with my girls and we totally took it from there...

all of toronto was decked out in honour of pride. there were tons of street vendors and tons of people to mix, mingle & drink with. the boys got to have fun too... sailor always [naturally] being a favourite locale....however we preferred the beer tents.
...and really, with melissa ferrick playing a fucking FREE show, who wouldn't prefer the beer tent??? hells fucking yeah.


SUNDAY (parade day)

parade was slated to start at 2, so by 1-1:30 there was absolutely no view of the street (needless to say we got there rather early)
wouldn't be a real pride parade unless the dykes on bikes kicked it off!!!
gay christians, i love you.
...but i love these girls more. we have a habit of picking up the parade girls to party afterwards... oh yeah, we're that smooth. (including picking up an assistant from some random vet's office lol)
naturally, the queens were out in full force and looking exceptionally fab.
the crew from oz dropped in for a cameo.
..and the evil dead crew was spectacular (although it's unfortunate that the ladies were on the other side of the float) i just love the "gay" on the arm. that speaks volumes about the whole day for me :)
i like to call these fine ladies the mini-dykes-on-bikes... or the sexy chicks on mopeds... either or.

and that's about it for pride weekend. may not seem like much, but it was so much more. if you get a chance to make it out to your local celebration, i wholeheartedly suggest you go!!

in any case, i hope y'all celebrate your own pride in your own way!!

and if you're from the gta perhaps i'll see you at tangos sometime ;)

later all :P