loving helena peabody.

ok, so i've loved the helena character forever. even back when she was an overarching headcase, obsessed with pregnant women. i suppose going after (and getting) tina can be forgiven -- although i'd ask she be tested first. and i've no qualms with the fact that her character has done a complete and utter 180 with absolutely no explanation. she's just even more adorable now.

and the last name peabody? i'll get over it.

and most importantly? she's FUCKING HOT.

...and now i pull out the evidence for my case:

1.) i've never seen a woman make a sweatsuit look so sexy. (see: seasons 2, 3, 4). she makes jogging look like fun... sexy fun... sexy fun like me-instead-of-papi type fun. yeah. fuck man, if she'd jog with me, i'd be as thin as shane by next weekend.

=

2.) she looks hot no matter what she's doing... here, let me be specific:

i. sitting down:

ii. shaking hands: iii. standing still: iv. drinking: v. swimming: ....naked :) vi. smiling: vii. standing next to people: viii. carrying things: ix. doing whatever: x. not to mention, wearing a bikini: HOTTTT
3.) she's the perfect foil for alice. they make the most hilarious buddies (now roomies) EVER... and i'm still hoping they hook up :).
ROOMIES THAT YOGA TOGETHER, STAY TOGETHER. DANA THERAPY.BISEXUAL SPEED DATING IS FOR LOVERS.
HOW TO IDENTIFY A VAMPIRE 101:SEXY BOOTS.. MMM.REALLY PAPI? REALLY?ROOMMATE BOUNDARIES... MINE WOULD BE THAT HELENA STAYS IN MY BED.
4.) AND! although i have to say i absolutely HATE the way helena kisses, she still looks fucking sexy doing it... and i'm sure i could help her fix that. even if it takes many, many looong hours of practice.. i'm just that generous.
that should prove my point.

side note: gotta say, to this point, i'm acutally kinda diggin season 4... reminds me of season 1 in some ways -- the campiness, the jokes (the important ways)... though i'd like some SEX please.

parting note: a cute promo pic of rachel and leisha :)

later all :P

16.5 reasons why i fucking love canada.

so i'm not gonna go into some froofy "oh, i love canada" type bullshit, this is more about the parts of canada that make me love it... the lady parts

the other night when i was lying in bed (sounds like a bad prelude to slash) i started to think about how many incredibly HOT, famous canadian women there are.... in a purely platonic way of course. in light of my pleasant musings, i decided to make up a list of my absolute favourite canadians ...although this may be viewed as just a way for me to get to look at pictures of pretty ladies :)

MOVING ON! here are my 16.5 sexiest canadian women, in no particular order:


1. MISSY PEREGRYM canadian, eh?: born in montreal
seen in: stick it
label: WALKING SEX
comments: can't. form. words.
[honourable mention: stick it co-star vanessa lengies]


2. LAUREN LEE SMITH
canadian, eh?: born in vanc
seen in: l word, art school confidential
label: THE SOUP CHEF
comments: lara perkins, i'll make you mine.


3. EMILY HAINES
canadian,eh?: born in new delhi, but lives in toronto
seen in: the band metric, her music videos
label: MINE
comments: if you've been here before, this one was obvious


4. TRICIA HELFER
canadian, eh?: born in donalda, alberta
seen in: cntm, battlestar galactica
label: THE MODEL
comments: she should never wear clothes. ever.


5. MIA KIRSHNER
canadian, eh?: born in TORONTO baby. yeah.
seen in: exotica, l word, the black dahlia
label: MY L GIRL
comments: she's my girl. wanna fight?


6. KRISTIN KREUK
canadian, eh?: born in vanc
seen in: smallville
label: YOU'RE CANADIAN?
comments: meh.


7. EVANGELINE LILLY
canadian, eh?: born in fort saskatchewan, alberta
seen in: lost
label: YUMMY
comments: (see 'label')


8. RACHEL McADAMS
canadian, eh?: born in london, ontario
seen in: mean girls, the notebook, wedding crashers
label: THE WHOLESOME ONE
comments: not for long if i can help it... ryan gosling will never know what hit him


9. SANDRA OH
canadian, eh?: born in nepean, ontario
seen in: sideways, grey's anatomy
label: THE BITCH
comments: i want dr. yang to slap me around. stat.


10. ELLEN PAGE
canadian, eh?: born in halifax
seen in: hard candy, x-men 3
label: JAILBAIT
comments: what is she, like, 12??? COME ON. fuck.


11. ANNA PAQUIN
canadian, eh?: born in winnepeg
seen in: the x-men movies, amongst many others
label: BREAKFAST
comments: i wouldn't kick her out of bed. i'd make her pancakes.


12. CARLY POPE
canadian, eh?: born in vanc (on my bday :P)
seen in: popular, dirt (recently)
label: THE NEWBIE
comments: new on my radar, she's too sexy for her own good.


13. JENNIFER TILLY
canadian, eh?: lived in victoria, b.c.
seen in: bound, bride of chucky, etc. etc. etc.
label: THE VETERAN
comments: pretty sure she's been round the bend, and i'd be fully willing to let her teach me a few things...


14. ELISHA CUTHBERT
canadian, eh?: born in calgary
seen in: 24, the girl next door, house of wax
label: THE GAYMAKER
comments: a little show called 'popular mechanics for kids'. oh, i was in love.
not with that creepy french kid, but with the cute little blonde. oh yeah.


15. AVRIL LAVIGNE
canadian, eh?: born in napanee, ontario
seen in: her vids, now mags
label: THE TRANNY
comments: i like the fact that she transitioned from being a musician to being a model rather than the other way around. i also like that she stopped wearing ties. i love the fact she's utterly adorable. and i hate her music.


16. tie: SHENAE GRIMES (left) & DEANNA CASALUCE (right)
canadian, eh?: born in toronto and mississauga, respectively
seen in: degrassi the next generation
label: THE D GIRLS
comments: ok, degrassi is sooooo my secret shame... but 'alex' (deanna) is a cute lezzie, and 'darcy' (shenae) is just fucking smokin'. phew.


other honourable mentions:
- kim cattrall (samantha on sex & the city)
- jessalyn gilsig (gina on nip/tuck)
- rachel blanchard (cher in the tv version of clueless)
- sarah chalke (becky on roseanne)
- lolita davidovich (francesca on the l word)
- laura harris (daisy on dead like me)
- others: neve campbell, pam anderson, jill hennessy

SIDE NOTE: in my *ahem* arduous research, i realized EVERY good looking girl that has EVER lived in vancouver has been on the l word...just saying.


AND!!!!!! this all leads into... FAMKE JANSSEN!
ok, so she's not even remotely canadian (as far as i know...) i just wanted to look at her :)

so i've just spent about 6 hours looking at pictures of hot chicks. i think it's about time to turn in and have the BEST DREAM OF MY LIFE. whoa expectations. later all.

yep. they call me pimpy.

so.. i don't know what this post is about besides me reflecting on me and how far i've come in the past year. maybe it's a new years thing? but i don't even think so. i think it's just hindsight and seeing how much i've accomplished and corrected from the way things were.

SO! big feat #1: finally came out to at least my closest. ie- my best friends and my mom. :)

big feat #2: raised the g.p.a. enough to move from the honours comprehensive to the honours research specialist program at school (let's keep in mind though, i'm still a fourth-year-third-year hah)

big feat #3: well, i guess this was the predecessor to #1.. i finally came to terms with myself. i think it must have happened in the summer when i made my first real ally (cc, you may not know it, but you're prob my hero)

big feet: man, i've got some big feet. wow.

anyway, i really had nothing to say at all. so i'll end this with a photo montage of good times in the year '06.

me + chris a la pimps + hoes

breaking into university bldgs was never as much fun :P

and the pimp becomes the hoe...

the brief return of the 80s. brenda and barbie rockin' out h-core.

everyone loves chris's sausage.

me, the pimp (naturally), for halloween

the annual assault.

new years with (some of) the girls.

i think you may have a case of the "hip-hops".

oh my what a night.

so, clearly i did NOT get sloppy drunk, but nonetheless it was QUITE fun.

ie- watching amanda deal with her ex. wow.

well in any case. it was good times with good music.

AND me getting hit on (as usual) by people i have no interest in.

in any case, only reason i'm sharing/posting is to let you know the wonderful fantastic quotes of the night...

skullet (n.): a mullet equivalent; a shaven head with bangs and back-of-the-head hair; similar to the middle age bowl.

dance rape (v.): unwelcomed dancing; typically takes place from behind

the "hip-hops" (n.): a condition in which the sufferer has Justin Timberlake songs stuck within their head; commonly mistaken for the hiccups.

fav quote?

"steph, it seems as if you MAY have a case of the 'hip-hops'."

messy night #1 is on tap..

so... we're going to phil's tonight. me and amanda. phil's always gets messy... ALWAYS. so in honour of my first hardcore messy-drunk night of the new year, this is for y'all.



best quote?
brian: "you're drunk."
stewie: "you're sexy."

L, worrrrrrd.

sooo... this was too good to NOT post. season one was clearly the best, funniest, least depressing season... and i miss the writing the way it was :( sooo many good one-liners

here's high hopes for season 4!
(why do i feel like i'll be disappointed?? lol)

ps- kill BETTY.

random s1 quote?
"liquor in the front, poker in the rear." - shane
AND
"hey, sorry you got lenore'd." - alice

sickness and the l word. not so unrelated.

so. i'm sick, and yeah it's shitty and all, but the bright side? i most definately skipped my classes and downloaded last night's season 4 premiere of the L Word (being in canada, we won't get television rights to it until this fall -- regardless of the fact it's fucking SHOT here... stupid fucking showtime.) anyway, the ep's titled "Legend in the Making". if the legend they're trying to make is how much they can fuck up a show that started out so well, then it's definately working.

anyway. so yes, i've definately got a few thoughts on what all went down...

let's break it down by character, shall we?
shane- she better treat that kid right or she can crawl right back into the ocean
alice- cute and kind as always :) love her
helena- fucking gorgeous, should be interesting to see her broke this season
ALICE AND HELENA? fuck yeah, living together. they're so cute.
bette- well at least she had the sense to come back
tina- i'm not even touching that shit
straight dude tina's dating- i know his name's henry, but he can die
jenny- i love her, always have
claude- i live in canada and i love me some french girls
marina- is it me, or has she aged a LOT???
JENNY/CLAUDE/MARINA? HOT. why is jenny wearing such a fugly dress??? WHY??max- he should drive off a cliff with henry boy
kit- bad mamajama.. emphasis on the "ma-ma" part of that
angus- meh. whatever. get a shave, hippy.

then there's:
dana/carmen/lara: i'll miss them all. especially my soup chef. all i'll really miss from last season is the alice/lara incestuous shared-reeling-emotions type affair. i loved it. OH and uta. my god. she realllly needs to come back. she is my ultimate sexy.


now i've read most of the spoilers and i know all the new characters (as anyone would if they've seen the promo photos) but nontheless here are my IDEAL (not predicted) hookups:

alice/helena: i've wanted to see them together since the beginning of last season when helena was taking care of alice during her addiction.

jenny/uta: as long as it's not the moira/max special, i have no qualms whatsoever about who my girl hooks up with, and i like her with claude... but jenny's a self-mutilator and uta's a vampire... match made in heaven, anyone? and it would be HOT. H-O-T, HOT.
hell, how about jenny/claude/uta? mmm. fuck yeah.

bette/tina: i know i know, and i def have a huge hate on for tina too (see below pairing), but think about the little girl. besides, these two were made for one another.

tina/me: ya, i'd hit it. with a sledgehammer. til it stopped being straight.

shane/cherie: i don't think shane can redeem herself in my eyes at this point... (well, maybe once kristianna shows up.. mmm.) so i think after all that's happened, ms. jaffe/peroni can have her "little freak".

and who am i looking forward to meeting the most?

papi!!!!! she's bringing sexy back.

that's about all i've got. but as a side note, i gotta say, i love all the canadian actresses that get a shot on this show. it's wicked. i should get to van city so i can break onto the set and.... um. well, pick up some canadian actresses... yeah

fav quote from the ep?
(banging chair) "ARSON! ARSON!"- bette. oh i still love her too.